Our next little tidbit comes from recent guest, Jeanne Stein. A Halloween joke if you will... A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...When behind him he hears: Bump...BUMP...BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER...FASTER... BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the Casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... AND.. (Dramatic Pause...) Are you ready? The coffin stops! ********************* Anyone got a halloween joke they can't keep to themselves? |
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ohhh, that one hurt! Bravo, Jeanne!
My co-workers appreciate the joke, even if they won't admit it outloud!
I think I just died a little inside. ;P Well done, Jeanne!
Oooh bad pun...just what I needed today :)
My 5 year old thought it was hilarious. He has requested it be told on the school field trip tomorrow.
Thank you, thank you all-- this was actually sent to me by a reader, Barbara Hasebe, who lives in HI. Carrie, tell your son he's welcome to use it to amuse his classmates!
J.
What kind of streets do zombies prefer???
Dead ends..
Blawhahahahahahah
Very funny. The whole household approves.
Tom Gallier
My sons found it amusing or there is always the possibility that they are humoring me.
It made me laugh! Thanks! And no good halloween jokes here.
ARGH!!! That's the same joke my 11 year old learned at scouts.
Help! My brain hurts!
Arkiem said: Help my brain hurts...
Oh noooooo...a sure sign you have a zombie infestation. You are lucky to have escaped. Or did you?
J.
omg that's hilarious.
Haha. That was so silly but it did make me laugh