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Thursday, May 15, 2008

The Devil Made Me Do It

posted by Mark at 9:45 AM

Ever watch those rehab or intervention shows and wonder, how can I become an alcoholic? Well now you can. These demon inspired cocktails will have you withdrawing from your significant others, making excuses and socking your boss in no time.

Demon Semen

1 oz Aftershock Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps

Mix and serve in shot glasses

Green Demon

1 oz vodka
1 oz rum
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
lemonade
1 cherry

Shake vodka, rum, and liqueur and pour over ice in a highball glass. Fill with lemonade, add the cherry on top, and serve.

Bitches from Hell

1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz half-and-half

Layer ingredients into a shot glass in order; jagermeister at the bottom, then banana liqueur, followed up with half-and-half.

When you're ready to begin, give me a call.
12 Comments:

Demon Semen. Heh. They all sound so delish. I think I need to try one of each. @.@

May 15, 2008 11:40 AM  

Ok, top mix, yum. Though why you need to mix... *shrug* I love Gold Schlagger though.

Second mix... maybe.

Third mix... OMG I'm gonna blow chunks.

May 15, 2008 12:02 PM  

Wow. Demon Semen may be the grossest name since Dragon Piss and Sperm of the Gods (which were the regular drinks of choice among my old D&D group...)

May 15, 2008 5:46 PM  

Correction. It was Sperm of God Ale, and just regular Dragon Piss. My brain kicked in just as I hit send.

May 15, 2008 5:46 PM  

Hey Alana - Don't leave us hanging. What's in Dragon Piss?

May 15, 2008 6:06 PM  

Jager and banana liqueur? Not just no--hell no.

May 15, 2008 6:16 PM  

Jesus - I got a headache just reading about these drinks. Though I might have to introduce my wife to the DS.

May 15, 2008 7:21 PM  

Oohh, the Green Demon sounds tasty as do the Bitches from Hell. I've been looking for a good reason to get drunk and what would be better than Demon Week? Oh, I could be drinking cuz the hubby is driving me nuts or one of the kids just got suspended for three days...or the list goes on and on.

May 15, 2008 10:11 PM  

Mark have you made the Demon Semen?
It sounds kinda yummy.Synde

May 15, 2008 10:32 PM  

Uh yeah. I make it fresh nightly.

Why you make me say dirty things?

May 15, 2008 11:05 PM  

lol ...sounds like good'uns to try ;)

May 16, 2008 10:14 AM  

"Demon Semen"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

May 18, 2008 7:46 AM  

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