| ***CAUGHT!*** We're all friends here, right? I can share something personal with you, can't I? (I promise, it has nothing to do with feeling less than fresh. That's the stuff of bad commercials, not of League blog posts.) Loving Husband and I were having an intimate moment. Well, hour. Well, I wasn't really timing it. So there we were, getting Biblical (without the begatting). The bed was rocking, so no one's supposed to come knocking. Mid-rock, Tax Deduction the Elder calls out, "Mom? Are you OK?" Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek. I freak out, thinking that we've scarring my precious six (and three-quarter) year old for life. I think this as I dive under the covers, completely mortified and vowing never to have sex again (just like someone worshiping the Porcelain God vows never to drink again). I say something like "Gark." Loving Husband calls back, "Mommy's fine. Her belly's hurting a little, that's all." (Okay, you have to understand that earlier that night, both my kids had bellyaches from eating too much ice-cream. So the first thing he thought of was using the bellyachy non-goodness as an excuse. Yeah, I know, you're thinking about all sorts of sexual eating jokes now, aren't you? Minds out of the gutter, people. This is a family-friendly blog. Mark said so, so it must be true.) LH then throws on a robe and goes to see if TDTE is all right. The night light was off in the bathroom, so TDTE wanted some company as he did his business. Now, here's the question. Did Tax Deduction the Elder get woken up because: (A) Mommy needs a muzzle (B) TDTE had to go to the bathroom; it had nothing to do with Mommy and Daddy's aerobics (C) He's evil and was timing the interruption Jury's still out. *** A CONTEST!*** I'm not the only one who's experienced coitus interruptus lately. The incubus Daunuan does, too, in the opening chapter of HOTTER THAN HELL. And giving writer that I am, I've decided to share. I have an ARC here (of my HOTTER THAN HELL, not of the lovely Kim Harrison's), just begging to be given away. Want a chance to win? Leave a comment either about my post or share your own Caught! moment. I'll pick a winner at random on FRIDAY, MAY 30. |
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I think TDTE just needed to go to the bathroom and then heard you two going at it so he had to investigate.
That's better than thinking he's evil and somehow just know when you two want to have sex, isn't it? lol.
Thankfully, that's never happened to me and hopefully never will!
I have to agree that TDTE just had to go the bathroom and heard some unusual noises coming from Mom and Dad's room and decided to check it out. It just goes to show how much TDTE loves his Mommy.
We have never actually got caught...Thank Heavens...but it has been close and I worry about scarring my little darlings for the rest of the their natural lives too. It is quite the mood killer...I just try to reassure my husband that it is only another seven years and they will all have graduated from high school.
Totally option C. TDTE patiently timed and waited for just the right moment. :-D
I also have to agree with C.
He's evil and was timing the interruption. LOL!
Terri W.
um yeah I think the TDTE waited and were just being evil. (isn't that the job of all TDTE'S?)
I know too many of the folks here so I am reluctant to talk about any enteruptus..I will say this, I have a typical jewish mom, put that with a honeymoon and a cell phone..not pretty.
I vote "Mommy needs a muzzle."
You dirty girl!
Off topic: saw Jez's interview with Ravirn on your site--so much fun!
Heh...I have step sons who visit us every weekend. Because we don't have them all the time we tend to forget about things like locking the door. So they're over visiting and small child the first, at direction of small child the older, comes running down the stairs and throws the door open. DH reacts just fast enough to get all proper bits under the blankets just as small child the first does a leap across the room and right on top of us! He and his brother are hungry and want to play on the XBOX, oh...and by the way can he snuggle with us cause his feet are cold?
Umm...right, no snuggling...go play the XBOX until your eyeballs fall out please.
Same kid has nearly caught us twice... we lock the door now.
~J
I think mommy needs a gag ;)
Talking of which, I was interrupted by the police once, because my partner was screaming too loudly at the erotic spanking I was giving her. I had to prove she was alive and unharmed.
OMG. Too funny. I don't have children...er...tax deductions, but I have dogs. They just STARE. Freaky.
They just STARE. Freaky.
Mine stares and squeaks. Bleh.
Lamest, most embarrassing excuse evah by a man interrupted by a wide-eyed three-year-old in the middle of vigorous activity? My husband's "Mommie has an owie on her bum, and I was putting a bandaid on it."
Niiiiice.
Hmmm. I'm torn. What's worse. Being interrupted by a kid or having a cat jump up on the bed when you're in the middle of business.
Nah. Kid wins. You can shove a cat gently off the bed.
I think he probably just had to go to the bathroom. And as he gets older, I'm sure he'll hear worse. My mom used to giggle. I had to put the pillow over my head many times....
Ok, so I don't have a CAUGHT moment of my own that I can think of... but my parents do. :) What? Why, yes! I'd LOVE to share!
I was like 10 and my bed was on the wall furthest from the window b/c I hated the air that leaked from it. My parents were in the room next to me. It's the middle of the night and I wake up to heavy breathing and noises through the wall and, of course, the vibrating of the floor. Now, I wasn't stupid. I knew what was happening, but I was tired and annoyed they were being loud. So I pounded on the wall and yelled 'There's a CHILD trying to sleep in here!' I hear my mom freak out, the waterbed matress sloshing, then quiet. :) *evil chuckle*
The next day, Mom helped me rearrange my room.
Heh, those are great stories about being interrupted. I like the pounding on the wall one the best, though.
For my own interrupted story. I'll go with the basic theme already listed. I don't have children (yet, that's the Salmon Plan currently in progress), but we do have lovely dogs. Now, a cat you can shove off, or try to as they turn into a puddle of furry pudding and promise to ignore you.
Now, one of our dogs would just sit down and stare. And I mean, stare. Unblinking with a slick cock *cough* to his head, like he was the RCA dog staring at us. That just creeped out my mate like there was no tomorrow.
Nothing prepared her for the next dog, who didn't stare. He jumped on the bed to prevent daddy from doing terrible things to mommy. Every. Single. Time. And if you close him out of the room, he just paws at the door. Every. Single. Time.
But, that first time you are enjoying yourself and *up bounces a dog to lick your face* is kind of a serious interruption.
My guess is TDTE had to use the facilities, come on you couldn't have been that loud. (could you)!
too funny... lol
but yeah, likely needed company in the loo, so keep replacement bulbs handy!
with no locks on bedroom doors, and three kids, there was NEVER a 'safe' time, til all were old enough to be in school! :O hahahahaha
Awww poor little man lol I can't think of any caught moments, least not caught doing that rofl
It has to be C. I am sure all kids have been hardcoded at conception with a script called 'Knowing when to interrupt your parents to cause them maximum inconvenience and embarrassment'.
HAHA, Poor Jackie!
I have to say, that i've never experienced interruptus. Thank goodness. LOL
Hm, my worst "caught" moment. My significant other at the time was visiting me at college- in my all female dormitory. At the time, I had no roommate, which was very convenient, and we hadn't seen each other in a couple of months.
At about the most inopportune time...banging at my door. It was the dorm mother, knocking to inform me that male visitors had to be out of the dorm by midnight.
And yes, I'm going to go right ahead and take the low road and say that the situation was quite anti-climactic.
We had to finish in the back of his car in the dorm parking lot.
My vote is for B. The unexpected just happens sometimes.
I caught my parents once when I was younger. It was a Sunday morning and I always used to be up earlier than them so I would make them breakfast in bed when I heard they were awake.
Well I was downstairs watching TV and heard them moving around upstairs and got their tea and coffe ready and took it up.
I don't think they knew that I knew what they were doing. Although they weren't as impressed with my bed in breakfast that morning as they usually were...
No caught moments, just figure the odds on this contest so far are too good to pass up.
And I suppose we do occasionally thank the good fortune that the heavy sleeping child is the one who's room is above ours.
Or they are being quiet about being in the room above. I know I had a room above my parents and when they started going into it, I just rolled over, turned up the music, and tried to go back to sleep.
I think he just needed to go to the bathroom. Of course, I may just be projecting on him the innocence I had at that age, but I doubt he heard anything until he was already up and about.
I've never been on either side of the situation, thank goodness, although roommates are an entirely different story.
I have no such stories of my own. But for my junior year of college, my roomie was a friendly girl with many boys and girls coming over to "visit". That year, my horizons were expanded thru many a "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU LOCK THE DOOR!?!?" moments. And looking back, it was a very "come and look at my etchings" scenario since she was a nude model for my art class and there were always several nekkid pics of her curing on our walls. eek. I simply slept in the art building.
I'm thinking he's an evil little booger. :) Or maybe you do need a muzzle!
No caught moments for me, just dogs that like to be right in the middle of everything. If they are locked out of the room they cry, bark, howl, and scratch at the doors. Totally ruins the mood. haha
Definitely C.
Children plan these things.
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