| (I'm going to list my ten, and you guys come up with some new ones in the comments!) 1. Study the fine art of cake decorating. 2. Squeal and leap on a chair when a spider runs across the floor. 3. Place potpourri anywhere. 4. Own Princess Diana commemorative plates. 5. Ice dancing. 6. Wait outside anyplace a celebrity is rumored to be inside, hoping for a glimpse. 7. Turn down a drink. 8. Worry about what other people think of them. 9. Butterfly collecting. 10. Wear sunscreen. |
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Comments on yours:
1. I wouldn't be surprised if your own demons could decorate a cake. Heck- they could do make-up!
2. Ilona's vampires wear sunscreen and I'm sure Mark's Zombies would too if they were concerned so for Demons... it might not be that big of a stretch. :p
3. Jaye- I thought you were telling Stacia to hit church. *chuckle*
I can't think of anything they wouldn't do... *pout*
- Scream "Ouchie! Hangnail!"
- Leave the Republican Party
- Leave Ben Affleck (oh wait, my mistake.. that's something most Damon's would never do)
- shun Dead To Me by Anton Strout (don't be like the demons, all demonic like... get out there and buy it!)
- Eat Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey (unless it has real chunks of monkey in it)
- use spellcheck (F7, aka the Hotkey of the Beast)
I'd better get back to work nao...
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Hey Missy - That's why she said (Most). Cuz Spud could whip up a Croquembouche with a veil of spun sugar and still make time for his stylist duties.
Melissa, now that you mention it... Repent, Stacia. Repent!
Sinner!
Sorry, Jaye. I have sinned against you...
Awesome list, Anton!!!
Stacia,
If you could come over here and sin against ME, that would be awesome!
I think we call it a "lap dance"...
Weren't the naked pictures enough, Anton? You're insatiable, you big beast.
Don't worry, I'll be kneeling right next to you.
You guys are scaring away commenters with your fucking naughty talk.
Seriously...
Let's set up a confessional post tomorrow. We can dole out punishments.
Ah, I missed that Mark. Thank you. *bows to superior reading skills*
But like hell am I going to let you dole out punishments to me... not with Anton on the board. I'd we WAY to afraid!!
Are you kneeling next to me at church, Jaye, or in front of Anton? I'm happy either way.
So this is where new story ideas are born!!!
New story ideas for December Quinn, perhaps.
Sorry, I meant church. No offense Anton.
So Mark doesn't rap my knuckles with a ruler like Sister Corona (first grade teacher, no lie), I'll contribute to the demon list:
(Most) demons wouldn't recycle. The warmer the globe gets the better.
Demons would never...
...work for the MPAA.
...put vaseline on camera lenses.
...turn wine into water.
1. Watch Disney movies (I'm thinking Bambi here...)
2.Go: "Ooh! I want the one with the sprinkles!" when choosing donuts.
...inform prospective sex partners of pre-existing venereal disease caught in the dreaded 7 and 1/2th level of Hell.
Demons would never...
-Have a subscription to Martha Stewart Living or O magazine
-Be seen at a Star Trek Convention
-Drive a minivan
demons would never
take out the trash, forget to feed (oops I mean eat )the cat, care if their socks don't match.
Demons would never worry about what sign they are.
synde
...would never 'tell' :O lol
OMG! I'm a demon!!