| 10. Zombies rarely talk about themselves, so they're good listeners. 9. Zombies don't care what you watch on TV. Hellooo, Lifetime network! 8. Zombies don't demand a different meal every night. As long as you have a fridge full of brains, they're happy. 7. Zombies don't obsess about sports. 6. A zombie has no shame. They'll hold your purse for as long as you like. 5. Zombies don't need a freshly ironed shirt every day. 4. A zombie won't refuse to let you ask directions. 3. Zombies are happy to clean the bathroom, or anything else you tell them to do. 2. Zombies don't generally go to bars and pick up other women. 1. If you tell a zombie to do something, he'll do it. And keep doing it, until you're satisfied. |
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Please- my coffee... she is spurting out my nose! Stop!! Heeeheee... ROFL... giggle... Oh, how tempted I am to show my hubby.
Hey! Don't give my wife any ideas!
But Anton, you are a zombie, aren't you?
Thanks ladies! :-)
Zombies are better than dates! :*) LOL.
If your zombie does pick up another woman--no cause for alarm--you can rest assured he's simply hungry.
Instead of a boyfriend, I need a zombie. A zombiefriend!
We need a tee shirt with that list, December.
Or maybe a version of Mark's comment: "Marry a zombie. If he picks up a woman, you know it's cuz he's hungry."
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Oh, and let's use that cool zombie graphic, too!
writtenwyrdd
Hey, shirt it up! I'll wear it.
Great list wonderful way to wake up in the morning! ROFL my hubby wasn't to thrilled about it though ;)
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Ooh ooh! Count me in. As my sister says, zombies for everyone!
make sure not to introduce your zombies to Mark's zombies!!!
Zombie for me, zombie for you, I'll have a zombie, you have one too!
Unlike men, zombies tend to wear their hearts on their sleeves.
And their intestines on their pantleg.
Also, they really are interested in women for their brains.
Zombies love you for your mind.
Yea, D, there's nothing quite so romantic as sharing a warm moment with a creature hell bent on ripping your skull away with its teeth in order to feast on your brains. :)
Lol everyone!
Bernard, we're assuming it's a well-trained zombie, see?
'Bernard, we're assuming it's a well-trained zombie, see?'
Oh... my bad... where in the yellow pages do we find a good zombie trainer? There may be a product out already to curb the zombie's urge... maybe a brain patch... or gray matter gum. :)
So the League should collect all these t-shirt ideas that I know people randomly spurt off to you and start a line of Zombie Wear!! :) I'd buy it.