| In my ongoing effort to reduce distractions and finish ROAD TRIP OF THE LIVING DEAD over this long holiday weekend, I've been asking my wife to take my wifi card with her to work. The most notable result is blog withdrawal. Common Symptoms of Blog Withdrawal 1. Repeatedly opening internet application followed by screams. 2. Peppering speech with unsolicited advice about writing, new bands, horror trailers, book recs. 3. Unhealthy interest in pet's bowel habits. 4. Actually making progress on manuscript. It's amazing how much work I'm getting done. So...how is it I'm blogging right now? Well it's called following through on commitments. You'll notice the haphazard structure? The title that has nothing to do with the content? All key indicators of a rush job. The other big thing... I think I wrote a zombie scene that's actually *cough* poignant. I know that's insane, not only am I writing a comedy, but it's a gore-filled potty-mouthed totally un-PC zombie fantasy. How could that possibly be poignant, you ask? I'm not sure, it did though. And I'm not getting rid of it no matter what anyone says, unless it's my editor, then that shit's gone. Anyway, I'm at the climax right now (in the story, you perv). And it's coming out in quick spurts (the words, that is. Gawd). Last thing... Are you watching Celebrity Detox?!? Train wreck. Love it. Oh and get down to the book club nomination post and make some suggestions for the vote, their are some awesome new books out there. Go. |
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Celebrity Detox? I've never heard of it, but now I'm more tempted than ever to invest in more than basic cable.
Jeff Conaway breaks my heart on that because he's sooooo f'ed up, moreso than anyone there.
If I saw him shuffling down the street at me, I'd cave his head in with a bat because I would think the zombie apocalypse had started...
How far Kenickie has fallen. It's all Rizzo's fault.
Maybe Caroline should disconnect your TV cable. No more trash for you, young man! ;-)
Have a lovely day! :-)
Todd - VH1 man. Make an effort to see this one, if for anything, the scene of Dr. Drew forcing Kenickie to pee standing up.
Anton - You're like the angel of mercy with that bat.
Jaye - No doubt. Heh heh.
Ez - You're probably right.
As much as it pains me to resort to violence I have to agree with Anton inreference to Jeff Conaway.
He is already on his way to zombiedom. In fact I pulled my baseball bat out of the closet while watching the show just in case..This show is the best train wreck on tv...My question is Chyna Doll really that dumb, and how long do ya think it will take Dr.Drew to kill the porno girl. I mean really we get it, don't hit us over the head with your dildo...
sigh..oh wait it's on right now..byeeeeeeee
uhmmm... i think i'll begin watching Celebrity Detox. I've been jonesing for good trash sustenance ever since I love New York 2 ended.