| Rather than run the risk of repeating Anton and Stacia, I'm going to take a different tangent. Since the only successful query letter I've written was basically a threat (I've got an offer coming in are you in? I could go somewhere else. You're in?), I'm no expert. Over time though, this stuff just sinks in. Let's take some time to prepare for writing your query letter. Assuming you've already edited the shit out of your manuscript and the writing's tight as the ketchup cap in my fridge (permanently attached to the bottle at this point), you should probably get your work out to some agents. What do you need to know? 1. Know Your Genre You'd be surprised how many people I've met (or maybe you wouldn't), who, when asked what genre they write, say, "It's sort of a hybrid of sci-fi/fantasy and mystery, with comedy elements. Oh and it's inspirational like The Celestine Prophecy. I think it'd probably be shelved in mainstream fiction." Yeah. No. No. That book isn't getting shelved anywhere, except that round recepticle with the mold spots in the bottom. I can't stress enough the need to figure out where your book fits into this whole publishing world. If you don't know, how can anyone else? Exercise: Field trip to the bookstore. Take a look at books that are similar to yours. Where are they shelved? 2. Know Your Target  While you're at the bookstore, you're going to find some agents to send that query letter out to. Check the acknowledgment sections of those same books that are like yours. Authors tend to thank their agents. It's something about getting us our money. I think. No ones really sure. We just do. So take advantage, write those names down. Look them up later on the internet, or in the Writer's Market (but don't buy it or your stock will plummet). You'll want to mention that you like their client so-and-so's book in your query, so this bit's important. Check out Publisher's Marketplace, there's a subscription fee, but it'll show you who's selling what and in some cases for how much (roughly), then you can cancel after a month of researching. Still cheaper than buying the Writer's Market.3. Know Your Story Structure 4. Get Crass and Sell This last one's self explanatory. Sure you're a creative artsy f*cker. We all are. But, when it's time to sell, it's time to sell, and publishing is a business, first and foremost. Look at your work from a marketing standpoint. What are the selling points. You may not write these in the query, but you should know them. They'll help you define your hook (what are the best parts, what aren't). Now you're ready to write your query letter. Simple as that. Be sure to breathe. That's also important. *This post brought to you by mental exhaustion. I'll not be held responsible for bad grammar after midnight. |
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I am still laughing at Gogol.
Nope, this isn't a Writer's Market. It's a...mini footstool. Yeah, that's it.
Very impressive. I like the breakdown. I'm so a list person.
And you always find the best pictures. :) The baby cracked me up and well, anything Russian usually makes me happy. Though I've only read some of Gogol.
Would that be a Gogolol or Lolgogol?
Jill - Gogol will NOT be laughed at!
Todd - That's the other thing, do we need all that information? Most of it never warrants a peak. Though, I am considering writing an article for Dentistry monthly.
Missy - Thanks. While I found the picture of the baby, I'm seeking a copyright on my lolgogol.
Jaye - See Missy.
*takes notes*
1. Threaten. Hey, I have manuscript over here, you in or out...
2. Do not taunt Gogol.
Hey Alchemuse - only threaten if you've got an editor with their checkbook open. Otherwise, agents call Homeland Security.
But there's just something reassuring about a big thick reference book about writing. When gripped in the panic of blockage or self-doubt, I can always club myself into unconsciousness with the Market.
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I guess the Sopranos Guide to Queries and Submissions aka Threaten and Intimidate Your Way to a Bestseller is just an expensive doorstop then.
Shoot.